I will reblog this forever. Aint no one fucks with tiny hippo. Aint no one.
things i have (re)learned tonight: my main avengers ship is avenger/avenger
(also, i will be answering prompts all weekend, feel free to keep sending them if you wish to :D)
I’m just not sure if I sent it right the first time - your tumblr has notes(which I didnt see how to post) and reblog and ask? Where did you want requests to go? (I’m going to try your ask as well because I’m just not sure *tumblr fail*)
Also if this is the right place? Tony and Bruce getting married would be nice.
(( THE GIRL WHO LEAPT THROUGH TIME.
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
FUCKING CHIAKI. AND MAKOTO. ANDDNANDAND.
NO. I REFUSE THIS. ))
OMG! YES! AVENGERS! ASSEMBLE!
((AVENGAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS))
(( AVENGERRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS))
(ooc: -poker face- Captain America: The First Avenger.)
Iron Man 2
THOR.
i love how we’re all avengers (minus the first guy)
Battleship. Dear lord.
Avengers. well then…
…Avengers.
*mumbling* avengers….
Avengers……
…Avengers…
avengers
OMG, so are we now all in the Avengers movie? Dibs on Captain America! I want that shield!
AVENGERS! :D
…. The last movie I saw was Cabin in the Woods you guys. Did you see it? Does anyone on my tumblr understand HOW COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKED THAT MEANS WE *ALL* ARE?
Right so, I just did an accidental check of my follow count and had to sit down. HI, GUYS. UM. I AM GLAD YOU ARE HERE, THOUGH SLIGHTLY WORRIED THAT YOU HAVE COME TO THE WRONG PLACE, I AM NOT VERY EXCITING REALLY AT ALL.
That said! To celebrate all y’all showing up (hiiiiiiii), it’s prompt time! Any fandom I’ve mentioned is fair game, though I’m not taking prompts to expand any of my existing universes at this time. I work best off of LINES OF POETRY or SONG LYRICS, but I’ll take whatever—just keep in mind that this is for tumblr fics, yeah? Much as I’d love to, I cannot distill something like, “AVENGERS JURASSIC PARK AU” down into anything less than 10,000 words, and that’s not what these little stories are for :D
Hulk&Bruce/Tony - Bruce is in love with Tony competing with Hulk for Tony’s affections. The whole thing is very schizophrenic - especially since he doesnt seem to realize that Tony accepts them as one person while Bruce considers Hulk genuinely Another Guy. Happy ending? Smut would be nice too?
I cant even be angry at her. She’s so 1)ignorant and 2)deluded that it’d be like getting made at a puppy for messing on the rug. Plus its a great example of ”no, really this is how crazy you ALL sound.”
thedailywhat:
Say What Now of the Day: The city of Lincoln, Nebraska, is debating a proposal that would protect the LGBT community from discrimination in housing, employment, and public accommodations, and one local resident just couldn’t miss the opportunity to rant. Jane Skrovota wins Worst in Show for her hate-filled testimony vitriol in public hearings this week.
The lowlights have been helpfully transcribed (but be sure to watch the video; the horrified guy behind crazy lady is a riot):
- “P- E- N- I- S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this the more he’ll be a fatality or a homicide…”
- “A huge percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don’t have AIDS yet…”
- “Hillary Clinton’s roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms… A college woman is seduced with illegal Rohypnol to go gay.”
- “Candida fungus grows hugely on a corpse. AIDS is a candida fungus disease…”
- “Gays can transform to be celibate to live to be 80 years old.”
- “Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus’ kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose!”
The giant golden-crowned flying fox (Acerodon jubatus), also known as the golden-capped fruit bat, is a rare megabat and one of the largest bats in the world. The species is endangered and is currently facing the possibility of extinction because of poaching and forest destruction. It is endemic to forests in the Philippines.
I want one. Like, as a pet. I also want a fic where massive bats are the stand in for like…dragons. And people ride bond with them ala Pern and ride them through the skies. I MEAN COME ON! LOOK AT IT! It looks like it would give great hugs.
Everyone has the right to their opinion but this baffles me - utterly. The most glamours fashion model will wear sweatpants on her day off. Hell, I bet even Lady Gaga pulls on PJs and a cut-neck t-shirt sometimes. I dont see a single reason why Pepper Potts “isnt the kind of woman who would wear cut off shorts”.
Where the hell does that come from? What does that even mean? What kind of woman, exactly, wears cut off shorts? The kind who finds them comfortable? The kind who feels sexy in them? The kind who is in a temperature-controlled room with her long-term boyfriend who probably thinks she has incredibly sexy legs and wants to show them off? The kind of woman who feels comfortable enough in her own skin that she can wear short shorts with the same poise as a pencil skirt or powersuit?
I’m very curious about what “the kind of woman” who wears cut offs that this person is referring too. The only thing that comes to mind at the moment are the surfer girl stereotype ignited by Katy Perry’s California Gurls and the rural style worn by characters like Daisy Duke or the daughter from the Beverly Hillbillies who have the reputation of being “yokle”, “oversexed”, and not necessarily the smartest tools in the shed.
Is “not the type of woman” saying that there’s a negative connotation in a rural or beachy clothing style or is there something else? Are you saying that because Pepper is in a position of power she isnt allowed to wear revealing, casual clothes? Pepper’s a character I admire because she’s impossibly strong in a way I feel like I could attain - rather than the superheroines who’s power I’ll never reach. Pepper’s competence and status and prowess both personal an professional is a goal. There’s an implication in this that in order to maintain that, a woman has to abandon the freedom to be anything but in control all the time in all ways, including attire? That bothers me.
I’d genuinely like to know what this person is talking about. Maybe I’m reading it wrong about because I’m fairly certain that I dont find it funny. If anything think I’m offended by it.
Nagron Mpreg? Oh my no no no pleeasee. This is so wrong on so many levels. And even if…no, no “even ifs”! Just NO! Pretty please?
It does not fit in their world. It’s really way too much. It’s like if you make Agron a Disney princes…well, ok I would read that, but not…
Besides, Agron is far more likely to be the one out with Spartacus and/or Crixus and stumble on an ancient temple of Juno/Ishtar/some other fertility goddess and infuriate her and get made, um, fertile. Also, his large baby bearing hips and massive strength would make him far more capable of carrying than Nasir. Physically.
Not that I’m endorsing this sort of thing.
